/*--------------------------------------------
  Teh super secret reality show plot generator
  C0D3D by Gunnar Leffler
  http://www.leftech.com
  Version 1.0
  You are looking at my code. Shame on you! :)
  --------------------------------------------*/

var prefix;
var pdesc;
var suffix;
var sufdesc;

function getRND ()
{

 var max1 = arguments[0];
 var retval = Math.floor (Math.random() * max1);
 return retval;
}

function getAdj ()
{
responseArray = new Array(
"Abandoned","Aberrant","Accident-prone",
"Aggressive","Aimless",
"Alien","All","Angry","Appropriate",
"Bad","Barbaric","Bare","Beacon","Big","Birmingham","Bitter",
"Black","Blue","Boston","Brave","Brutal",
"Cheerful","Crispy","Crunchy",
"Dancing","Dangerous","DaVinci's","Dead","Defiant","Deserted","Devout","Digital","Dirty",
"Disappointed","Discarded","Dismal","Downcast","Dreaded",
"Einstein's","Elastic","Empty","Endless","Essential","Eternal","Everyday",
"Fast","Fierce","Flaming","Flying","Forgotten","Forsaken","Freaky","Frozen","Full","Furious",
"Gandhi's","Gaseous","Ghastly","Global","Gloomy","Green","Grim","Gruesome","Gutsy",
"Intrepid",
"Headless","Heavy","Helpless","Hidden","Hideous","Homeless","Hungry",
"Impure","Insane","Intense","Inventive","Itchy",
"Jagged","Kentucky","Left-Handed","Liquid","Lone","Lost","Lurid",
"Marooned","Massive",
"Meaningful","Meaty","Medieval","Mellow","Misspent",
"Modern","Monday's","Morbid","Moving",
"Napoleon's","Nasty","Needless","Nervous","New","Next","Ninth",
"Nocturnal","Nonskid","Northernmost",
"Old","Official",
"Permanent","Persistent","Picasso's","Pointless","Pure",
"Queasy",
"Rampant","Random","Rare","Raw","Reborn","Remote","Restless","Rich","Risky",
"Robotic","Rocky","Rotary","Rough","Running","Rusty","Ruthless",
"Sad","Saturday's","Screaming","Serious","Severe","Shulz's",
"Silly","Skilled","Sleepy","Sliding","Small",
"Solid","Solitary","Stale",
"Steamy","Stony","Stormy","Strange","Strawberry","Stray","Streaming","Strong",
"Subtle","Supersonic","Surreal",
"Tainted","Temporary","Third","Thrifty",
"Tidy","Timely","Tired","Toiling","Tough","Treacherous",
"Unhappy","Unidentified","Unique","Unpreventable","Unsafe","Untidy",
"Vicious","Vital","Wanton","White","Wild","Wooden","Worthy","Young",
"Slippery","Stankin'","Skankin'","Cherry Poppin","Bedouin","Reverend","Bishop"
);

var indexer = getRND(responseArray.length);
return responseArray[indexer];
}

function getNoun ()
{
responseArray = new Array(
"Alarm","Albatross","Anaconda","Antique","Artificial","Autopsy","Autumn","Avenue",
"Backpack","Bakery","Balcony","Barbershop","Barnacle","Barnyard","Boomerang","Bulldozer","Butter","Blunda","Blunder",
"Canal","Careless","Casket","Chalk","Cloud","Clown",
"Coffin","Coke","Cold","Comic","Compass","Confined","Corduroy","Corrupt","Cosmic",
"Crayon","Creek","Crossbow","Crude","Cutlery",
"Dagger","Desolate","Dinosaur","Disturbed","Dog","Donut","Door","Doorstop",
"Eardrum","Electrical","Electron","Excessive","Eyelid",
"False","Fault","Filament","Firecracker","Fish","Flagpole","Flannel","Flea",
"Foghorn","Forbidden","Forklift","French","Fried","Frostbite","Funeral",
"Gangrene","Gargoyle","Gasket","Gravel","Grenade","Grindstone",
"Haystack","Helium","Homicide","Humidity",
"Insurance","Invader","Jazz","Junkyard","Kangaroo","Kneecap",
"Lantern","Leather","Lemonade","Lightning","Limousine","Liposuction","Lipstick",
"Lobster","Lockbox","Locomotive","Longitude","Love","Lust",
"Messenger","Metaphor","Microphone","Mildew","Milk","Minefield","Miserable","MILF",
"Monkey","Moose","Morning","Mountain","Mustard",
"Naked","Neutron","Nitrogen","Notorius",
"Obscure","Ostrich","Oyster",
"Parachute","Peasant","Pepsi","Pineapple","Plastic","Postal","Pottery",
"Prehistoric","Propellor","Proton","Psychotic","Puppet",
"Railroad","Red","Rhinestone","Roadrunner","Rubber",
"Scarecrow","Scoreboard","Scorpion",
"Sex","Shaggy","Shower","Sinister","Skunk","Slime","Smoke","Sound","Soybean",
"Speedy","Stagecoach","Street","Subdivision","Summer","Sunshine","Surfing","Swollen",
"Sycamore",
"Toboggan","Tea","Temple","Test",
"Tire","Tollbooth","Tombstone","Toothbrush","Torpedo","Toupee",
"Trendy","Trombone","Tuba","Tuna","Tugboat","Tungsten",
"Unpleasant","Vegetable","Venom","Vigilence","Vulture",
"Waffle","Warehouse","Waterbed","Weather","Weeknight",
"Windchill","Windshield","Winter","Wrench","Xylophone","Yellow"
);

var indexer = getRND(responseArray.length);
return responseArray[indexer];

}

function getNoun2 ()
{
responseArray = new Array(
"Activity","Adventure","Advantage","Advisors","Affiliation","Agenda","Airmen","Alliance","Almanac",
"Ambiguity","Amusement",
"Analogy","Anarchy","Angels","Announcement","Antics","Apparatus","Arsenal",
"Assassination","Assassins","Assembly","Atmosphere","Authority",
"Baggage","Band",
"Bandits","Beast","Believers","Betrayal","Blockade","Bodybags",
"Brigade","Bunch","Bureaucracy","Burial","Business",
"Cadets","Calamity","Caper","Carnival","Ceremony",
"Chaos","Challenge","Charmers","Cheerleaders","Choice","Choir","Chorus",
"Circus","Civilization","Coalition","College","Collision","Colony",
"Combo","Commanders","Committee","Community","Company","Conclave","Conclusion",
"Conductors","Confederacy","Conference","Confession","Confusion","Congregation","Conjecture",
"Connection","Conspiracy","Consultants","Contest","Convention",
"Corporation","Council","Craziness","Crew","Crisis","Culprits","Cult",
"Damage","Dance","Dancers","Death","Debacle",
"Deceit","Deduction","Democracy","Demons","Demonstration","Departure",
"Design","Desire","Detectives","Devils",
"Difference","Dilemma","Directory","Disadvantage","Disappearance","Dispute",
"Dominion","Downfall","Dummies","Dungeon",
"Edict","Effigy","Emergency","Empire",
"Encounter","Endorsement","Engineers","Enigma","Ensemble","Evidence",
"Examiners","Executioners","Executives","Exhibit","Exhibition","Exit",
"Expedition","Experience","Experiment","Explosion","Express","Extinction","Experiment",
"Facility","Factory","Federation","Festival","Fever",
"Fiends","Fishermen","Five","Force","Formation","Foundation","Felchers",
"Fragment","Freaks","Freedom","Frolic",
"Gangsters","Gazette","Genius",
"Gladiators","Glee Club","Goldfish","Gravy","Growth",
"Hammer","Harmony","Highway",
"Honesty","Hypocrisy","Hypothesis",
"Incident","Inequality","Influence","Information","Institute","Intensity","Interference","Inversion",
"Jamboree","Jesters","Jockeys","Journey",
"Judgment","Jugglers","Justification",
"Kingdom",
"Ladies","League","Leverage","Lighthouse","Lords",
"Mansion","Maze","Memorial","Menu",
"Miracle","Mischief","Monument","Motel",
"Motion","Motive","Museum","Mutants","Mutiny","Mystery",
"Nation","Navigators","Neighborhood","Network",
"Orbit","Origin","Outcome","Overview",
"Paradox","Parents","Party","Patrol","Penalty","Performers",
"Phantoms","Philharmonic","Pilots","Pioneers","Pirates",
"Plan","Planet","Platoon","Platform",
"Police","Position","Posse","Power","Prank","Premise","Pressure","Principle","Prisoners",
"Problem","Procedure","Process","Professors","Property","Prophecy","Proposition",
"Pursuit",
"Quality","Quartet","Question","Quotient",
"Rangers","Reaction","Rebellion","Reform","Regime","Relics","Remedy",
"Republic","Requirement","Resentment","Response","Resources","Result",
"Revision","Revival","Rodeo","Romp",
"Saboteurs","Saints",
"Sanction","Sandwich","Scheme","Scoundrels","Service","Shadow","Shift",
"Significance","Sinners","Society","Solution","Soul","Space","Specimen","Squad","Stain","Standard",
"Statement","Station","Stockbrokers","Strategy","Students",
"Substances","Substitute","Subterfuge","Subway","Supervisors","Switch",
"Symphony","Syndicate","Syndrome","System",
"Tactics","Testament","Theory","Thieves","Titans","Tragedy","Transfer",
"Transformation","Trance","Trick","Trilogy","Trio","Troopers","Trustees",
"Tunnel","Turmoil","Twilight","Understatement",
"Union","Universe","University","Uprising","Uproar",
"Velocity","Vengeance","Venture","Villains","Violation",
"Volunteers","Voyage","Warheads","Warriors","Workshop","Worship",
"Yankees","Yodelers","Zealots"
);

var indexer = getRND(responseArray.length);
return responseArray[indexer];

}

function getName ()
{
 var answer = "";
 var i = 0;
 for (i=0;i<5;i++)
 {
  answer += getAdj() + " " + getNoun()+ " " + getNoun2()+"<br>"; 
 }
 
 document.getElementById ("showtitle").innerHTML = answer;

}